The Laws of Bad Luck(Funny)



01. The law of the series: If you’re waiting in line and decide to go to the next moving faster, it is proven that the one you left will start moving faster.
02. The Law of the phone: When you call a wrong number is never busy.
03. The Law of Mechanical Repair: Once you have your hands filled with grease or other material that is dirty, your nose or something else will start itching.
04. The Law of the Workshop: Any object if dropped, will roll to the least accessible place for you.
05. The Law of the bus: When you are at the bus stop for a long time and decide to light a cigarette, then the bus comes.
06. The Law of smoke: Once you light a cigarette, something will occur and your cigarette will burn on its own.
07. The Law of excuse: If you lie at work, that you are late for example because of flat tire of the car the next day the rubber will really pop.
08. The Law of Bubble-bath: Once you sink into the tub and get loose, the phone will ring.
09. The Law of the meeting: The posibillity of meeting someone you know increases when you’re with someone you do not want to see you with.
10. The Law of effect: When a machine is not working and try it to prove to the specialist who has come to fix it, then it works.
11. The Law of Theatre: The people who have seats as far away from the runway, always arrive last.
12. The Law of Coffee: As soon as you make hot coffee at work, your boss will ask you to do a job that will last just as long as the coffee to get cold.
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